$LONGCAT · born on pump.fun · raised by perpspad

LOOOOOOONG

The scroll is the cat. This page is exactly as long as the cat, and the cat is exactly as long as the treasury’s 25× long on SOL. Start scrolling. Start measuring.

▼ the cat continues

01 · THE POSITION

These mechanics are real.
That’s the joke.

MARKETSOL‑PERP

SIDELONG

LEVERAGE25×

TAKE PROFITnone

STOP LOSSnone

EXIT PLANnever

EVERY FEE CLAIMED → 50% margin · 25% burns $LONGCAT · 25% burns $PERPSPAD

illustrated longcat portrait, spiral eyes — fig. 1 — the cat, contemplating margin

The treasury opens the long. Fees come in, fees get claimed, and the split runs forever: half feeds the margin, a quarter burns $LONGCAT, a quarter burns $PERPSPAD. Supply gets shorter. Cat gets longer.

02 · LENGTH IS LEVERAGE

The price line is the cat.

10,000 cats1,000 cats100 cats10 cats1 cat

chart where the price line is a long cat

time →(still going)

y‑axis denominated in cat‑lengths, as is standard. The line only knows one direction because the cat only has one direction.

03 · HOW LONG

Live measurements.

0pixels scrolled

0.00cats

0.0bananas

0solana blocks elapsed

100.0%your remaining attention span

All numbers are live. None of them will stop.

04 · THE SPLIT

Where every fee goes.

50%MARGIN

Feeds the 25× long. The cat eats. The cat lengthens.

25%BURNS $LONGCAT

Supply gets shorter so the cat can get longer. Conservation of length.

25%BURNS $PERPSPAD

Tribute to the launchpad. Respect the pad.

05 · HOW LONG IS THE LONG

Measuring the position…

STATUSPRE‑LAUNCH

BORN ONpump.fun

RAISED BYthe perpspad keeper

FEE ROUTEcreator fees → treasury → the long

PLANNED POSITION25× LONG SOL‑PERP

FROM THE CHAINlive at launch

TREASURY—

$LONGCAT BURNED—

SUPPLY REMAINING1,000,000,000

FROM THE KEEPERnegotiating with the cat

POSITION SIZECOMING SOON

UNREALIZED PNLCOMING SOON

DISTANCE TO LIQUIDATIONCOMING SOON

The cat is born on pump.fun. Every creator fee routes straight into its perpspad treasury, the treasury goes 25× long SOL — the maximum the venue allows, because of course — and every burn makes the supply shorter and the cat longer. The chain numbers go live the moment the position opens; the keeper numbers arrive when the keeper starts talking. Nothing here is simulated, which is the most unsettling part.

WATCH THE KEEPER ON PERPSPAD →

06 · TAIL

GET LONG.

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